SHORTLY AFTER OUR SCRIPT STARTS WE FIND...

COURT CLERK
Everybody rise and reform! Here comes the judge!

MUSIC: HIP HOP, OR RAP

FOLLOW SHOT AS JUDGE "DANCES" HIS/HER WAY TO THE BENCH

MUSIC OUT

COURT CLERK: (CTD)
 (turns to courtroom)
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! The (NAME THAT FITS) Court is now in session. The Right Splendiforous, Honorific, and Humungous (NAME) presiding. All persons having business before this tribunal shut up, and listen up!

DEFENDANT LEAPS UP
Whatever it is, I didn't do it!

CLERK SNEERS
JUDGE SNEERS
JURY SNEERS

GUARD SHOVES DEFENDANT DOWN INTO HIS/HER SEAT AS THE JUDGE SAYS...