FADE UP ON:

RUSSIAN MUSIC AND STOCK FOOTAGE OF MOSCOW EXTERIORS, ENDING WITH THE KREMLIN.

INTERIOR - KREMLIN
to find Vladimir Karpov, ace industrial spy, striding confidently down a vaulted marble hallway. Armed guards snap to attention and yank open thick wooden doors as Karpov enters an oak-paneled conference room.

Karpov is reporting to the Commissar of WHATEVER on his clandestine study of PRODUCT CATEGORY in the United States; done primarily to reassure the aparatchicks that the PRODUCT made in Russia is far better than any available in America.

But problems start to develop when the Commissar says ...